My week is packed from tomorrow till Saturday/Sunday and I’m a happy girl! But that also means I won’t have time to exercise and that’s badddd! Time constraints aside, I’m feeling too lazy too! Must have used up all my exercising mojo last week and tired myself out.

But nuuu cannot! For the sake of looking like Megan Fox (a dream that seems as faraway as the moon/sun – whichever’s further – without plastic surgery/lipo), I have to persevereeee! Since my stamina sucks ass now after a year of not being able to run, training plan for today (before rewarding myself by painting my nails yummy Vodka & Caviar which I just bought from the OPI nail bar today) shall be skipping on the heavy-as-hell Twins skipping rope, then maybe I’ll get the brother to train with me on the pretense of teaching him Muay Thai! HAHA. Can get him to hold the pads for me. Debating if I should steal a punching bag from school – HELLO YUANXI IF YOU SEE THIS… CAN I CAN I!? HAHAHA.

Oh and I finally finished writing my personal statement to UCAS! Feel so accomplished and productive! It was more difficult than I expected it to be – apparently I’m not skilled in selling myself… in a formal manner. *sniffs* I hope it does its job though!

And in case I get too lazy (and run out of time) to blog for the rest of this week, here’s what I’ll be up to! Feels like my blog is skewing more and more towards the run-of-the-mill “I write about my daily activities” kinda log but whatever lah! I promise to get down to something more meaningful (*cough*) and deep (*double cough*) soon okay!

Monday: Exercise day!
Tuesday: Shopping with Carrie after work
Wednesday: Facial with Lynnette
Thursday: Waxing, then manicure with Lynnette
Friday: Company bowling tournament & dinner, then SLUTS NIGHT OUT CUM BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION CLUBBING OUTING!
Saturday: Gym (if I manage to wake up) then work at Tabs!
Sunday: Crystal Jade buffet with Shawn then Jennifer’s Body!

Okay I know it’s been a week (++) since I’ve blogged but my life has been absolutely boring lately! Being the typical gian beng Singaporean, Rachie and I decided to make use of our 5-day free trial at Fitness First this past week and chiong like crazy! Body Combat on Monday, Yoga on Wednesday, and Total Body Sculpt (which was fucking crazy!) on Thursday for me. Ended up with a crazy-as-hell aching body on Friday, but I’m still happy anyway!

Rachie and I are gonna become 1/10(00)th of Megan Fox WOOHOOOO!

Anyway, it was Halloween yesterday!

First (and last) Halloween working at Taboo and I have to admit I was kinda excited! Still, I tried to be cool and not look retarded prancing around like an over-enthusiastic fool! Kinda lost my drive halfway through the night when the tonnes of humongous and heavy bags came pouring in though. These guys are crazy lor! Who the hell will bring 2 (gigantic) bags and a Yonex racket to club?! And some of them have bags that make it seem like they’re running away to Malaysia or something. Walao eh, Halloween, give us a break lah! Want to dress up but don’t dare to wear their scaryass costumes from home… Damn loser! And I don’t know why but they always think I’m joking when I say “No cannot” to their request to take/keep stuff from their bags. Hello you think I’ll dig through my stacks of 4 bags just for you keep your facial wash/toner?! Want to be so vain right, you can club with a tube of facial wash in your pocket! >=[ Okay lah, I know I bitch alot but I still love my job (the colleagues, and the non-irritating customers who don’t invade my personal space by sticking their head into the cubicle and/or burp into it)!

This is what happens when you’re bored at school (in Sherwin’s case) or work (in mine).

[Anything said in the screenshot should be taken with a pinch of salt.]

Cinderella

One of your parents is dead.
You are expected to do a lot of chores.
You love to dress up.
You love animals.
You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming.
Your mom is really strict.
You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you.
You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes.
You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before.
You have blonde hair.
Total: 3

Belle

You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like.
You’ve been lost in the forest.
You love to read.
You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind.
One of your family members is a bit weird.
You have done volunteer work.
You have a wild imagination.
You love to take care of people in need.
You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re pretty.
You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out.
Total: 7

Jasmine

Your dad is very rich/important.
You are very clever.
You’ve been with someone way different from you.
You’re unique and different from everyone else.
You’d never marry someone just because they were rich.
You have set a lot of goals for yourself.
You don’t have a lot of friends.
You’re independent.
You are wealthy.
Your parents try to control your life.
Total: 5

Ariel

Your parents expect a lot from you.
You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you.
You’re a bit of a trouble maker.
You’re the youngest in your family or in the last two.
You have a lot of sisters (three or more).
You collect something.
You have/had long hair.
You have/had a pet fish.
You’re extremely curious.
You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible.
Total: 3

Snow White

You know that you’re beautiful.
Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you.
You’ve almost been killed.
You have at least seven good friends.
You’ve had food poisoning.
You have/had short hair.
You get along with almost everyone.
All of your friends are different.
You love to have a good time.
You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in.
Total: 4

Mulan

You can be a tomboy sometimes.
People wish you could be a bit more girly.
You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not.
You’ve had a physical fight with someone.
You have/had considered running away from home.
Your parents try to plan your life out.
A lot of your friends are boys.
You sometimes find yourself in bad situations.
You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them.
Total: 8

Aurora

You live/have lived with someone other than your parents.
You almost died at a very young age.
You are gentle, loving and/or thoughtful.
You have a decent singing voice.
You like to sleep in late on the weekends.
You spend most of your time outside, or try to do so.
You’re adopted.
You’re very romantic.
Pink is one of your favorite colors.
Total: 3

Pocahontas

You love to walk around and explore big cities.
You are more spiritual than religious.
You’ve been in an interracial relationship.
One of your family members is dead (mum, dad, sister, brother, grandma, grandpa).
Your parents are very protective of you.
Someone you know has been in war.
You love nature.
You have/had black hair.
You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful.
You’re very adventurous.
Total: 5

If I were a Disney Princess, I’d be: MULAN!

Okay so I’ve decided to just heck it and take unpaid leave to head to Thailand with the family in December! Am prolly going from the 28 November – 4 December or something and spend 5 days in BKK then 2 in Pattaya/Phuket! Though this means no clubbing and/or crazy stunts like going to the pingpong/ladyboy show, I’m still pretty excited cuz at least I don’t have to stay in a budget hotel and spend my money shopping! Happy HAPPY! Wondering if I’ll be able to drag them to Lumpinee Stadium to watch fights again since I haven’t gotten enough of all the sweat and muscles beating each other up.

On a side note, my back has been hurting again after last Friday’s crazy huge-and-heavy- bags night which saw me doing near splits and bending over while lifting heavyass bags. Now I don’t even dare to go running or gymming for fear of aggravating it again! >=[ Am seriously contemplating quitting Taboo since it burns my weekend and really tires me out, but but… THE EXTRA INCOME! Urgh. I was thinking of persevering and continuing till April next year when I’d hit 1 year at Tabs, but I’m seriously so perpetually exhausted I don’t know what to do anymore.

Anyway, I was reading a stranger’s blog and dirtbiking sounds so fun I WANNA GO DIRTBIKING! $70 a day and it can be a day trip over the weekend to Malaysia! ANYONE UP FOR IT?!

I can’t believe my mum just suggested that I ask Kyle over to keep me company when they head to BKK at the end of the year. How does one tell her mum that the girl she used to date (behind her back) is now too busy to come stay over and keep her company when the family goes overseas?

Fucking never-ending. Work is never. fucking. ending. Just as I thought I was completing the downloading of the files, another few thousand subfolders appear, and another thousand, and another few thousands… I’ve never felt so demoralised and upset over work before. Seriously. I mean, who the fuck has to download and print (current count – and constantly increasing) 24,000+ files and get new papercuts on her hands/fingers everyday?

And now the deadline to finish downloading is Tuesday. I’d very much like to give up, stare at my computer screen, and stone. And the best thing is, I’ll prolly be spending 12 hours on a Friday downloading the tens of thousands of files before rushing off to work at Taboo.

I’m really fucking drained and it’s only been a month since starting work.

Work has been pretty stressful although I don’t really know why! It’s not like I have tonnes and tonnes of projects piled on me. I think it’s just the environment itself, it feels like everyone’s watching to see if I’m gonna be a screw-up or something, since I have absolutely no experience in law. Damn lonely, really! Kinda miss Suntec and my Marcomms team, alot.

Anyway I think I had a breakdown in the office yesterday, in the form of uncontrollable laughter, right in front of my direct superior/the lawyer in-charge of me. He asked me to scan a document for him and I did just that with the printer and emailed it to him directly since the printer had sucha function. So after like, 5 minutes he called me and asked me to go into his room. And right after I stepped in and looked at the computer screen, I saw something which resembled a PDF file… upside down. Felt so stupid and I started laughing immediately! And for those of you who’ve seen me laugh my uncontrollable, red-faced, mouth and nose screwed up laugh which sees me having difficulty breathing – yes, that laugh. He looked so startled when I kept laughing and gasped in an extremely strangled tone, “Oh, it’s upside down!” I think my laughing fit lasted all of 4 minutes and I had to swallow my laughter for awhile in order to attempt a dignified exit from his room. And I felt really, really retarded after I calmed down. Like, 15 minutes later since I had a second laughing fit while on the phone with Shawn.

That aside, we felt this earthquake thingy at 6ish in the office today! And I swear everyone panicked and hurried out of the building! We had to wait for the lift for like, 15 minutes before we managed to get on the 3rd one, and when we got to the ground floor I saw almost everyone from the building congregating outside the building. Wanted to take the stairs down but we were on the 29th floor and I decided against it after whining to Shawn and the both of us decided after I climbed all the way down I’d prolly not have the energy to go gymming already! Well, anyway, we ended up safe and sound, and the building didn’t collapse on us, as evident from this post.

Okay, bedtime!

Work yesterday was traumatising, and somehow it felt like with the F1 weekend rolling around, all the retards and drunkards and fucked up idiots roll out to play too! :/ And it just so happened that I’ve been PMS-ing so there goes my tolerance for all things stupid! But seriously? Yesterday night was… beyond words.

First, I walked in on two gays fucking. Okay lah, not really fucking FUCKING. But they were taking five thousand years in the toilet and this erhm, drag and I banged on the toilet doors and rattled the doorknob to hurry them. So, out walked one guy and I confidently walked into the cubicle… into another guy! No doubt left that they were fucking because what the hell would two guys be doing in a cubicle for like, so damned long right?! Thank goodness I inspected the toilet seat because, surprise surprise! It was wet and glistening. I swear I cringed while wiping it off please! WALAO EH. Had to spread toilet paper on the seat before I dared to use it and after I was done the toilet paper was stuck to the seat thanks to the stickiness of cum (why the hell does it have to be so sticky anyway) and I had to peel it off. We should totally have toilet attendants or something to prevent two people from entering one cubicle and using it for the wrong reasons man! (That is, unless I’m the one using it with someone else… HAHA.)

And as though that (along with two other absolutely stupid fucktards who refused to take a tag when depositing their bags) was not enough, this drunk asshole came in and deposited his bag and went into some sorta trance in front of me. He closed his eyes and inhaled deeply, swayed his upper body in a circular motion for like, three times and put his hands together in the form of a prayer and repeated the entire cycle several times. Really crazy lor! And when he was done he stared at me and went “OMG you actually did that? The whole *does inhaling and praying motion thing*?” Was so tempted to throw him out but I was stuck behind the counter dammit. Oh and guess what! That stupid fucker forgot to collect his bag when he left and when we were closing and checking through their bags we realised that his wallet was inside too. Good game he won’t be able to collect it till Wednesday serves him right! I would very much like to sneer in his face right now.

The last thing that happened was relatively funny and I couldn’t help grinning to myself because this Asian guy was trying to get this angmoh to go for supper with him as they were leaving so he was like, “Want to eat? We go eat.” And the angmoh was like, “Okay, you eat my cock.” HAHAHAH WTF SERIOUSLY. HORNY FUCKERS.

And I should really stop saying “fuck”.