Pre-Admission Tests
July 2, 2009So today saw me crawling out of bed bleary-eyed at an ungodly hour of 11am to go for lunch then head down to SGH for a series of tests. Besides my lousy aiming into the tiny opening of the container given to me for the urine test (they should so totally give a container with a bigger opening cuz who the fuck will know where the opening where the pee comes out from is unless they’re staring straight at it?!), the only thing remotely interesting about my day was the survey thing I had to take at the end of the visit.
How has back pain affected your sex life?
- My sex life is unchanged.
- My sex life is unchanged but I experience more pain.
- My sex life is unchanged but I experience pain.
- My sex life is limited.
- My sex life is inactive. Please state reason.
I swear I stared at this question for 5 minutes trying to decide what to answer. I mean, lesbian sex is obviously less destructive to the back than straight sex, so it won’t really accurately portray the current situation! And I couldn’t really select that “My sex life is inactive” option because HELLO WTH?! What reason am I supposed to state?! “I’m only interested in gay sex at the moment”?
Stupid me selected “My sex life is inactive” before realising that a reason has to be stated for the option. Changed my mind and decided that I’d be better off selecting the “My sex life is unchanged” option but TADAAAAHHHH the other option refused to automatically be unclicked and I couldn’t delete that selection!
Me: Erh.. how do I delete my selection on the “My sex life is inactive” option?
Lady: Oh. I can help you delete it later. So your answer is “My sex life is unchanged?” *stares*
Me: Erh… yes.
Lady: Okay sure I’ll help you change it later.
Me: Okay thanks. Will the parents be seeing this?
Lady: *laughs* NO DON’T WORRY.
>=[
On a totally random note, I should really stop eating my tau sar peng (and pineapple tarts) for supper. I think it’s causing me to be constipated.
“My sex life is inactive”. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I’m laughing so hard to my screen now. How does an apple even have sex in the first place?
STOP BEING SUCHA BITCH JUICY. bring an apple for me later and i’ll demonstrate to you how it has sex. ;P
Funny!!!
Oh ha ha ha, it’s all so “funny”, you’re being “lesbian” now, and having “lesbian sex” at the moment…
No, it’s not funny, and it’s not good.
And it’s TOTALLY DESTRUCTIVE in every way.
destructive? DESTRUCTIVE?
oh great master, in what way is lesbian sex destructive? maybe only to you, since your miserable, tiny twig that passes off as your “equipment” is not getting enough of a workout what with everyone turning lesbian, eh?
Yes, destructive, completely destructive.
The WHOLE thing, not just the tawdry, perverted “sex”.
Pull your head out of your own, or any other girl’s, vagina, and you’ll see again that there is a much bigger world than your selfish new “lifestyle”.
There is reaction and consequence to everything we do.
As so many of you girls, now so vain, spoiled, shallow and emotionally stunted, detour off just to have “lesbian” sex with yourselves, what do you THINK the affect is going to be?….constructive?
No, there is a terrible carry on affect from this…on every level, emotionally, psychologically, and socially, the irresponsible vanity of “lesbianism” and the tainted depravity of “lesbian sex” is completely DESTRUCTIVE.
On the wider scale, how are families meant to cope with all this?
And, as you so callously boast about it, as so many girls “turn lesbian”, how do you THINK it’s going to affect males?
How do you think this is going to affect boys and men?…positively??
Obviously, your body was not designed to do what your ego, and going trends, are making it do now…and that’s just the start of how completely, far rangingly, and terribly damaging, the whole evil “lesbian” thing is.
Open your eyes, open your heart, the damage that what you are doing causes, is terrible, and NO-ONE should have to suffer it.
ALL the great masters taught that.