So today saw me crawling out of bed bleary-eyed at an ungodly hour of 11am to go for lunch then head down to SGH for a series of tests. Besides my lousy aiming into the tiny opening of the container given to me for the urine test (they should so totally give a container with a bigger opening cuz who the fuck will know where the opening where the pee comes out from is unless they’re staring straight at it?!), the only thing remotely interesting about my day was the survey thing I had to take at the end of the visit.
How has back pain affected your sex life?
- My sex life is unchanged.
- My sex life is unchanged but I experience more pain.
- My sex life is unchanged but I experience pain.
- My sex life is limited.
- My sex life is inactive. Please state reason.
I swear I stared at this question for 5 minutes trying to decide what to answer. I mean, lesbian sex is obviously less destructive to the back than straight sex, so it won’t really accurately portray the current situation! And I couldn’t really select that “My sex life is inactive” option because HELLO WTH?! What reason am I supposed to state?! “I’m only interested in gay sex at the moment”?
Stupid me selected “My sex life is inactive” before realising that a reason has to be stated for the option. Changed my mind and decided that I’d be better off selecting the “My sex life is unchanged” option but TADAAAAHHHH the other option refused to automatically be unclicked and I couldn’t delete that selection!
Me: Erh.. how do I delete my selection on the “My sex life is inactive” option?
Lady: Oh. I can help you delete it later. So your answer is “My sex life is unchanged?” *stares*
Me: Erh… yes.
Lady: Okay sure I’ll help you change it later.
Me: Okay thanks. Will the parents be seeing this?
Lady: *laughs* NO DON’T WORRY.
>=[
On a totally random note, I should really stop eating my tau sar peng (and pineapple tarts) for supper. I think it’s causing me to be constipated.
