HAHA. HAHA. HAHAHA.

Apparently Skot the lesbian-hating, women-deprived (and undesired) stalker is back on my blog. Entertainment time!
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Till I get bored, that is.

Endings.

Imagine waking up to a message from your mum which says, “Uncle Charlie just passed away. I’m going over to help out.”

I’m sorry I’m not one to say “I love you” easily, but Uncle Charlie, you know you’re very much loved and will be greatly missed. I hope you’re at a better place now – free from all the pain, physical and mental. It’s only been two weeks since you were diagnosed with the final stage of liver cancer, and there you go, so fucking fast. I’ll always remember you, and how you used to dote on me so very much.

Rest in peace.

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LAST DAY LAST DAY LAST DAY!

Last day of work today! The colleagues loved the video and cheesecake I made for them. Phew! Was so paiseh giving the gifts out lah, I mean, what if they didn’t like it right!? But they even got the recipe from me so I guess it was a pretty successful attempt. *breathes sigh of relief* Kinda miss them already – Lynnette was like, so sweet to me for once lah! HAHAHA. Aww touched. *tears*

Anyway, I’m super tired today lahhhh. Ladies’ night at Taboo yesterday was BORING. Although there were two pretty cute butches. HAHAHA. I still think the organiser has to market the event widely though! This is not the way to go man – the dance floor is not even 1/4 filled on ladies’ night! And it sucks cuz that means no eye-candy for me and I’ll be bored to tears the entire night. >=[ Maybe she should employ me to be her Events Marketing Manager or something. WOOHOOO. Sounds so cool.

Okay, am off to look for stuff to occupy myself with till the end of today. Club 21 sale with the colleagues after lunch I hope there’ll be good buys!

Cross-eyed

After 3 nights of intensive slogging, I am FINALLY done with the colleagues’ farewell gifts!

2 more days left till I’m free from crawling out of bed, bleary-eyed, at 7am. 2 more days left till I’ll be free to go for yoga and training in school. 2 more days till… I don’t get to see the 7 (+2) people who’ve played a relatively major part in my life the last 8.5 months. *cue “AWW”s*

I’ll miss them quite alot – no doubt about it! Manicure-d and dinnered with Lynnette just now and she was shaking her head exclaiming with an exasperated sigh, “Alexis, Alexis, what will I do without you?” Yes, despite our love-hate relationship I’ll miss her the most because, after all, she’s the one I was closest to during my stint there! Boo.

Okay, I’m getting a little too mushy here. Must be the food-filled brain churning out nonsense! This is a cue for me to go to bed. Cannot look too chui since I bet I’ll be camwhoring with the group of them during farewell lunch tomorrow!

Me talk pretty one day

Dear friend,

Do you know how exhausting it is being with you? Having to put up with your endless moodswings, your ceaseless bitchfits, and neverending sensitivity.

While it feels weird when you’re not around, you have no idea how draining it is to be constantly walking on a tightrope in your presence. Being near you seems to make me morph into a different person, one I don’t like - someone who’s intolerant and filled with angst, someone who operates on a short fuse.

Please understand that the world does not revolve around you, and your touchiness is more than I put up with at the moment.

xoxo,
lexy

Ask, or drag?

I absolutely cannot believe I’m having a conversation as hilariously embarrassing as this.

<3

I HATE SMRT.

I HATE SMRT CUZ THEIR TRAINS DON’T KEEP TO THE USUAL TIMINGS WHICH IS CRUCIAL ESPECIALLY WHEN IT’S DURING PEAK HOURS.

Seriously, if you’re supposed to have an empty train pull into Tanah Merah at 8.05am, you jolly well keep to it! You’re a fucking huge company offering public transport, do you have any idea how many people are unable to board the train because of your inability to keep to the schedule (not me, but even other commuters at my stop – the 4th from the end of the line – can’t get in)? And hello driver do you think stopping at a station for 5 minutes (delaying the rest of the commuters from getting to work on time) will allow more people to get squeeze their way in? HAVE YOU SEEN HOW FUCKING PACKED THE CARRIAGES ARE?! And it does not help that certain inconsiderate commuters actually let out farts when they’re packed in a train with 300 (?) other sardines humans.

Very, VERY annoyed. Wrote in to SMRT to complain because this is not the way to go! You fucking increase the fares and don’t do more to increase customer satisfaction? Bloody commercialised money-making duds. _l_

5 more days!

Tomorrow marks the 5th last day at Suntec after my 8.5 months stint there! I’ll kinda miss the place and the people but hey! End of contract = more time to sleep in! I know I sound like a real pig but AIYAHHH can’t help it you know! Waking up later than 7am is the one thing I’m really really looking forward to. And this also means I get time to do the tonnes of stuff I really really have to get down to doing!

- Yoga (Haven’t been going for the last 3 weeks what with Taboo & Suntec – now I’ve gotta make full use of the last 15 days of my membership so as not to let my $240 go to waste!)
- Training! (Yesssss I can finally go back to school to attend Fight G’s training!)
- Tanning   (Anyone up for this with me?)
- Packing my room
- L4D!

Am still debating if I should look for a part-time day job. Maybe I shall do that after my appointment with the SGH surgeon on 5 June so I guess at least plans for my back won’t be so sketchy after that!

3 more weeks to BKK. I wish time will pass faster I CAN’T WAIT TO ESCAPE SINGAPORE.

I wish I could hug you and never let go.