I AM A HAPPY GIRL

Melted. Totally.
You’re my favouritest person on Earth. <3

Angst angst angst

I suspect the janitor from 17 Again somehow managed to cast a spell on me when I was minding my own business watching the movie and now made me a menopausal 40-year-old trapped in a 20-year-old body! Even Lynnette noted that I’ve been in one of my scary moods this week at work! This is bad because I’ve never really shown my super duperly bitchy side at work before and she actually noticed my constant annoyance with virtually everyone this week.

Jialat. I need an antidote to reverse the enchantment!

So what if you’re good-looking and successful?

Blood is thicker than water, or so they say. But apparently not thicker than the fat wads of bills you have in your bank account.

So you’re a pretty and highly successful dentist. What else do you have to redeem yourself? Beauty fades, and soon, people will see you for the dried, blackened heart you have wedged deep within you. Good luck, for you’ll need loads of it when that time rolls around.

XOXO,
Your (not-as-successful) cousin

Awesome

Thanks Mer for the links!

Letter to the powers

Dear God/whoever-whatever-you-are,

It’s too late to wish for you to keep my uncle safe. But please, keep him from suffering. He doesn’t deserve all that. He’s a nice, kind person and he hasn’t had all that smooth-sailing a life. Now that he’s down to his last days, I beg of you, let him live them out in peace.

Let him live, laugh, and spend more time with his kids. Please don’t take him away so soon. I know whatever I say here wouldn’t be enough, but I sincerely hope that it’ll work. His kids are so young, and they need a father. You’re only giving them 6 more months (or less) with him, so please let him maximise the time with them.

Please. Even if it’s not because you empathise with him, relent for the simplest reason – because he is dearly and deeply loved.

Yours Sincerely,
Alexis

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Hi Joel you already know this but I just wanna say that I love you alot alot and you made me tear at work just now when you texted saying that you wanna be there when I go in and come out of the operating theatre.

You’re one of the few people I’d do anything for – I’d let you tease me just for the fun of it because it makes you happy; you can throw kicks to (the front of) my head face at the most unexpected moments because you’re mischievous like that; you can call me at the weirdest hours asking for silly favours and I’d try my best to help because you’d do the same for me.

<3

*rolls eyes*

There’s a reason if NOBODY likes you, seriously. And apparently some people never learn. Urgh whatever. Can’t really be bothered much, it’s just that seeing retards trying to make sense really amuse me to no end.

Try harder, hon. Maybe one day you’ll stop being such an absolute waste of space on Earth. But… first things first, learn how to speak coherently and be sure your brain is engaged before putting mouth in gear. Oh wait, what am I talking about. Your brain is nonexistent! Geez, silly me, really.

Convo 1:

I LOVE MY VINTAGE OMEGA SEAMASTER!… “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: eh im selling some clothes
I LOVE MY VINTAGE OMEGA SEAMASTER!… “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: ladies of coz
I LOVE MY VINTAGE OMEGA SEAMASTER!… “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: confirm got ur size
a.is.for.alexis; warning signs: haha
a.is.for.alexis; warning signs: you let me see photos first then i decide lah
I LOVE MY VINTAGE OMEGA SEAMASTER!… “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: how bout when we go training tt time i bring one or two examples let u see la
I LOVE MY VINTAGE OMEGA SEAMASTER!… “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: then if u like u can come over my place see
a.is.for.alexis; warning signs: O.o
a.is.for.alexis; warning signs: not convenient lah
I LOVE MY VINTAGE OMEGA SEAMASTER!… “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: the photo im sending now is in black, size 12
a.is.for.alexis; warning signs: the coat-blazer thing is in size 12?!
a.is.for.alexis; warning signs: IM A SIZE 8
I LOVE MY VINTAGE OMEGA SEAMASTER!… “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: can la!
I LOVE MY VINTAGE OMEGA SEAMASTER!… “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: i mean come try la
I LOVE MY VINTAGE OMEGA SEAMASTER!… “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: haha
I LOVE MY VINTAGE OMEGA SEAMASTER!… “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: can cover yourself better ah
a.is.for.alexis; warning signs: crazy
a.is.for.alexis; warning signs: aiyah see how lah
a.is.for.alexis; warning signs: cuz im quite broke now too
I LOVE MY VINTAGE OMEGA SEAMASTER!… “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: like how broke?
a.is.for.alexis; warning signs: how you want me to explain to you
I LOVE MY VINTAGE OMEGA SEAMASTER!… “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: aiyah i selling really dirt cheap
a.is.for.alexis; warning signs: not whether you’re selling cheap or not it’s whether i have the extra money to spare or not
I LOVE MY VINTAGE OMEGA SEAMASTER!… “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: haha
I LOVE MY VINTAGE OMEGA SEAMASTER!… “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: save save
I LOVE MY VINTAGE OMEGA SEAMASTER!… “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: then come buy frm me
a.is.for.alexis; warning signs: crazy
I LOVE MY VINTAGE OMEGA SEAMASTER!… “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: no serious
I LOVE MY VINTAGE OMEGA SEAMASTER!… “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: come buy frm me
I LOVE MY VINTAGE OMEGA SEAMASTER!… “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: really

Convo 2:

You, Complete me…You had me at Hello..You had me at Hello “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: whens training?
a.is.for.alexis; warning signs: it’s written on the blog what
You, Complete me…You had me at Hello..You had me at Hello “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: 28th and 5th ah
You, Complete me…You had me at Hello..You had me at Hello “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: ahaha
You, Complete me…You had me at Hello..You had me at Hello “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: awesome
a.is.for.alexis; warning signs: but if you wanna come for the trial you can only choose one day
You, Complete me…You had me at Hello..You had me at Hello “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: trial?
You, Complete me…You had me at Hello..You had me at Hello “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: im there to help and see la
You, Complete me…You had me at Hello..You had me at Hello “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: check out lor
a.is.for.alexis; warning signs: damn kpo leh
You, Complete me…You had me at Hello..You had me at Hello “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: wat u mean i cant go there now?
You, Complete me…You had me at Hello..You had me at Hello “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: kpo alil l
You, Complete me…You had me at Hello..You had me at Hello “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: haha
a.is.for.alexis; warning signs: if you want to check it out, register for the trial
a.is.for.alexis; warning signs: don’t go there and action
You, Complete me…You had me at Hello..You had me at Hello “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: wow…so im juz going ther to action…
You, Complete me…You had me at Hello..You had me at Hello “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: tts wat u think im there fore/
You, Complete me…You had me at Hello..You had me at Hello “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: seriously?
a.is.for.alexis; warning signs: erh.. yeah?
a.is.for.alexis; warning signs: that’s what everyone thinks you’re there for, in fact
You, Complete me…You had me at Hello..You had me at Hello “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: oh..i see
You, Complete me…You had me at Hello..You had me at Hello “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: so i cant go there train la
a.is.for.alexis; warning signs: aiyah do you need me to spell it out that clearly?
You, Complete me…You had me at Hello..You had me at Hello “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: hmm i din noe graduates cant go back to train…
You, Complete me…You had me at Hello..You had me at Hello “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: i see now tts the new policy..
You, Complete me…You had me at Hello..You had me at Hello “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: oh arent u graduated too?
a.is.for.alexis; warning signs: the difference is, my dear, i’ve still been helping out with their admin stuff
a.is.for.alexis; warning signs: but then again, the main reason is, i’m not a hindrance
You, Complete me…You had me at Hello..You had me at Hello “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: of am i?
You, Complete me…You had me at Hello..You had me at Hello “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: so i am a hindrance?
You, Complete me…You had me at Hello..You had me at Hello “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: ur juz being such a good suck up
You, Complete me…You had me at Hello..You had me at Hello “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: i guess tts why ur still there
You, Complete me…You had me at Hello..You had me at Hello “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: ah wat am i talking
You, Complete me…You had me at Hello..You had me at Hello “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: nvm forget..
You, Complete me…You had me at Hello..You had me at Hello “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: u..
You, Complete me…You had me at Hello..You had me at Hello “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: nah
You, Complete me…You had me at Hello..You had me at Hello “When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead: not worth it

Following which he blocked me. HAHAHA LOSER.

Work work work!

I’ve been super no life today! Since I reached home I’ve been parked in front of the computer sending confirmation emails to freshies who made a booking for the trial sessions the following two Tuesdays. Anyway to those of you who read my blog and want to try Muay Thai feel free to go down to Ngee Ann either on 28 April or 5 May for a trial session okay! Doesn’t matter if you’re not a student of NP. But you have to make a booking for your slot of course, more details can be found on http://npkfc.blogspot.com.

Napped for an hour after replying the emails and woke up to my brother and mum discussing my “situation”. Can’t believe my bro understands me so well! Heard him telling my mum that if it were him, yes, he’d stop Muay Thai if he knows he’s got a slipped disc (or two, in this case). But because Muay Thai is “in jie’s blood, it’ll be difficult to ask her to leave it and stop completely because she confirm 放不下 one – see how her eyes always brighten up whenever she talks about training and all that then you know already”. Aww. <3

Okay, work at Taboo in 3 hours. Can’t wait! Have to work more before I’m totally out of action. Money money more money for BKK! Dean and I are gonna shop till we drop. YAY!

:(

The hospital is sucha gloomy place.

Visited my uncle after my physio session and seeing him so weak such that he couldn’t even unwrap the clingwrap around his soup bowl was pretty heartbreaking. The doctor gave him one more year, and it’s kinda bad. My cousins are but 13, 11, and 8 years old. How will he ever leave them behind?

And the worst thing is, he’s the third uncle of mine who got liver cancer. Enough. Stop it. Stop taking my loved ones away from me already. Where’s the justice in that? They’re all good, kind people and don’t deserve having their lives cut short like that.

I never thought life was that unfair. Fuck you, fate. Fuck you for taking away everything that people hold dear.

Someday you will find me caught beneath the landslide

I was googling surgery for slipped discs and I chanced upon this guy’s blog. He wrote about his surgery and what not. WALAOOOO DAMN SCARED NOW AND I HAVEN’T EVEN BOOKED MY OPERATION DATE. I mean, he was hurting like fuck even with the help of morphine. Morphine leh hello!? It’s like the King of painkillers and it’s still that bad = dead! I’m feeling so super apprehensive towards the op now it’s not even funny.

I’d better be really be able to run/jump as per normal again after that or I swear I’d just train myself to death. BAHHHH.

Okay super tired after the MSN conference with the juniors. HAHAHA. THEY ARE RETARDED AND I WAS LITERALLY LOL-ING AT MY COMPUTER MOST OF THE TIME.

Goodnight.