I’m so gonna get (severe) brain damage with all the Shieldtox fumes I’ve been inhaling. :c
Archive for March, 2009
Naked Angel
March 29, 2009
(Please ignore my super chui face – I forgot to bring my makeup pouch along to Yoga!)
$9 bucks spent wasted yesterday on an extremely un-pornish film which consisted of lousy acting, ghastly filming and editing, a cheesy storyline, and three insect bites on my lower back.
Went to Yangtze Cinema (THE place to watch cheesy porn flicks) for the first time with Peggy ah ma and the show we chose was terrible! The only thing remotely R-rated about it was this jap girl flashing her boobs like, 3 times? Wow. As though we’ve never seen boobs before! I can’t believe we paid $9 for an altogether awful movie which didn’t even show us cute people fucking.
But to be fair, suckiness aside, the experience was quite an eye-opener.
Several of the seats were stained with some darkish substance and we had to change seats three times before finding a pair which looked decent and clean. But it was a farce! I ended up with three huge-ass (unknown) insect bites on my lower back. I swear I have a sorta weird affinity with insects what with the bites from Starbucks [you can read my post on the Starbucks insects here] last time and now these from Yangtze! Sakxzxz.
Seats aside, the guy who sat on the other side of the aisle farted damn loudly like, twice?! And the guy sitting behind me started wanking off (we think – Peggy heard the sound of his belt unbuckling and I heard his jeans rustling and he suddenly kept kneeing my seat so damn many times). Seriously, who the fuck gets turned on by lead actresses who can pass off, convincingly, as Filipino maids? I was watching the movie in such trepidation okay! Was so worried some substance will come shooting onto my head or something. BOO.
Anyway all in all, Peggy and I were damn disappointed yesterday! But we saw this trailer of this jap show called Questions (no prize for guessing the rating) and it looked reasonably satisfactory so we’re gonna watch it when it starts showing. Have to plan in advance so we can bring newspapers to line the chairs!
Thursday & Friday
March 29, 2009Walaoooo and to think I’ve been sucha good girl the past 2 months-ish and stayed away from clubs. Can’t believe I clubbed two nights in a row – and not drinking alcohol for the past few months played a part in getting me high so easily!
Thursday was Taboo with the usual gang, lina, and rub’s friends (I swear I’m so socially awkward it’s not even funny :c). It’s Tab’s first ever ladies night! The people there were somewhat old(er) but that’s to be expected since the minimum age’s supposed to be 21. Music was okaayyy – give us our electro over R&B any day man! But it was good cuz drinks were free! I won a bottle of champagne for being one of the “best dressed” (seriously, I was like O.o and turned around to see if Addie was calling someone else. HAHAHA. Alexis and best dressed don’t seem to go well together!), and Addie treated us to two jugs of something (we couldn’t figure out what it was) too! 
Fucking love her muscles! I want arms like that.
Friday was a last minute thing to Zirca, so Rub bought a vest and shirt from Zara and I changed to a new tank hastily bought off the racks too. Walao, it must have been my most chui day night ever at a club! But anyway, the music at Zirca’s pretty much like Tabs on a normal day, which also means it was pretty darn awesome! Had hell lotsa drinks (free once again courtesy of Sherwin – I love how I haven’t been spending money on clubbing except to cab back), and we all got kinda high. Leo even puked! HAHA.
The drinks which caused our downfall.
The last photo is of Ruby and her friend Lina! HAHA. I think she’s damn prettyyyyy!
Anyway, more pictures up on Facebook. I had several other pictures to upload but WordPress is being sucha bitch I’m _ this close to strangling it – if it’s an animate object, that is. I’ve been on this post for like, 5 freaking hours because it refuses to let me upload photos without hanging, or worse, crashing. GEEZ. Angry okay! It’s not wise to mess around with me when I’m sleepy and grumpy.
Laughing fit
March 25, 2009Peggy Ah Ma: *spouts an entire chunk of gibberish*
Me: Eh wait. I’m gonna turn down the volume of the phone. You’re damn loud!
Lynnette (my colleague): Yah she’s very loud I can hear her!
Karen (my colleague): Yes I can hear her too!
Me: HAHAHA EH SHIT. Lowest volume already!
Just as a little sidenote, Lynnette sits diagonally behind me, and our seats are separated by the cubicle partition. Karen, too, sits behind Lynnette and their seats are separated by a partition as well.
This goes to show that ah ma’s voice is like a damned loudhailer.
Muffled scream
March 24, 2009Am shortlisted for an interview and writing test for NTU English Lit this coming Thursday! I’m pretty darned nervous because I have no idea what to wear to the interview and what if they ask me lit stuff which I totally have no inkling whatsoever of! *gulps* I bet I’m gonna flunk this interview. One strike against Alexis’ self-confidence! BOO. :c
That aside, although I’m quite relieved that at least I’ve heard something from a university, I still want my NUS FASS! Why why whhhyyyyyy are they still processing my application (which is what’s stated when I checked my application status). :c
And because I shall not put all my eggs into one basket, I’m off to read up on what exactly I applied for in NTU, and check the Straits Times website to do some last minute “mugging” in case they decide to test me on current affairs!
Cold sweat
March 23, 2009I think guys should really go through having menses and whatnot at least once.
It has been, what, at least 8 years since I’ve had my first monthly cycle and it’s still a pain in the ass everytime it comes! It was worse than usual this time because of my recently developed addiction to Teh Si Beng, I had two cups yesterday despite it being the first day of my menses this month and I paid for it today.
Lesson learnt.
Because SMRT screwed up once again (and I’m really angry about this okay! It’s the second time within 4 days and enough is enough I’m gonna write in to complain. HMPH), and my 8.05am empty train failed to pull into Tanah Merah MRT, I had to stand and squeeze with the other 2389047394782098 people whom SMRT disappointed as well. And it was bad, really bad because it was so stuffy and I couldn’t breath and my cramps were killing me. Felt like puking and was on the verge of blacking out but thankfully, I managed to get to City Hall, without embarrassing myself, where I promptly alighted and sat at the platform to get my bearings back. It sucked big time – my hands were trembling like nobody’s business and it took so long for me to breathe normally again. Shouldn’t have decided to quit smoking – I’ve been breathing irregularly ever since my last stick more than a week ago!
Am gonna go get a pack later although I’m so broke it’s not funny anymore. And Joel Teo Cher Chea hasn’t returned me the $189 from booking the flight tickets. He has earned a hard bite off his shoulders when I next see him. Boooooo.
Yesterday.
March 22, 2009Met up with Ruby, Adorable, Fifi, Louisboy and Ray.
Last minute decision to drop by Taboo (which was hella packed thanks to the crowd at Play swarming over as well).
Can’t wait for Tab’s first-ever ladies night this coming Thursday!
I’m hella addicted to Teh Si Beng.
Oh triangle where are you
March 21, 2009HAHAHA. Paul just showed me this YouTube video of James Blunt singing a parody of his own song, You’re Beautiful, on Sesame Street. Damn cute!
Just went for physio again and I think it’s like, super no use! Going for it once every two to three weeks will probably see my back rotting faster than it can recover. Geez. They should have more physiotherapists working on Saturdays so more working people can book appointments then. I should really stop taking painkillers for the back or I’m gonna get immune to it.
Okay am off to nap a little before meeting Rub and adorable for dinner!
Sado-masochistic
March 21, 2009I have no idea why I agreed to watching Coming Soon with ah ma. The reason why I’ve (successfully) stayed away from horror movies the past year or so is just so to prevent my overactive imagination from running wild. Even though Coming Soon was kinda retarded and predictable (despite me spending at least half the movie hiding behind my jacket, but that’s besides the point), I bet my imagination’s gonna run amok again for the next week or so.
The best part of this entire fiasco is that my mum told me to “stop coming home so late cuz next week’s Qing Ming”. That’s not it. Upon walking to the second floor (where the TV’s located), I found out that she’s watching some horror movie on Channel U (following which I hastily averted my eyes and attempted to close my ears to the sound).
Great. Just great.
I swear this is all a conspiracy.
A huge conspiracy.
