SAFETY CAR MY FOOT

i swear the “safety car” for the singapore grand prix was a fucking obstruction!
it was practically crawling along the two times it appeared and created so much trouble for the racers – you could see them stepping on the brakes to slow down so as not to crash into the darn safety car!
and in the end i felt that the rankings were all screwed up.
ROAR.

don’t get me wrong though, i think alonso was fantabulous – it’s amazing how he managed to climb up the ladder to bag the champion position when he started off 15th!
but geez. i was somewhat disappointed with hamilton – third leh. WHY THIRD!
i felt that his car was moving somewhat slowly, for some unknown reason.
BAH.
whatever it is, i think the f1 racers were superb.
61 frigging laps of the same circuit is absolutely tedious, and they did it.
WOOHOO GOOD JOB Y’ALL!

now i really know

the uncertainty;
the tentative flutter of butterfly wings in the tummy;
you made my day/night/dawn.

birthday boy!

frances, pam, pam’s friend christine, and i represented jin (with each of us taking a letter of his name – “ujin”) to attend his friend’s 21st bday party last night.
felt awkward at first considering we were dragged there my sherman, jason and jon (new sister!) but things got better, especially when drinking started!
and we all died – pam, frances, christine, jon, and me.
:/
saw white spots, merlioned (even more than i did on your shoe k ruby!), and continued seeing white spots.
I SWEAR I NEVER FELT SO TERRIBLE FROM DRINKING BEFORE (thank goodness even though my back is screwed up my head isn’t and there’s no hangover. YAY) – but i so totally couldn’t walk cuz legs were jellified from cycling and my attempt to blade at ecp earlier on!

okay brain’s still dead.
i’ll blog again when i finally get the inspiration, or when there’s something worth blogging about – work has been draining my energy!

I MISS CARRIE!

met up with (one of) my favourite lesbo yday, as well as louisboy, jorge, and jiawei.
they were all nice enough to come to suntec to look for me (cuz i was wearing my new 3.5inches charles and keith heels and couldn’t make it walking long distances).
HAHA. YAH LAH I KNOW AI MEI OKAY.
anyway, dinner with them was great – talked nonsense, caught up with one another’s life, and played truth or dare at starbucks!
for more information, please go to “i’m not lobster bisque, i’m char kway teow plus soup!”.

work has been pretty good so far, despite me being really exhausted.
i actually nearly fell asleep at work while queuing for the toilet! damn amazing, i know.
tomorrow’s movie with rubster and bianca as well as zen!
can’t wait!

goodnight.

EXTREMELY BACKDATED – JIN’S 21ST

the birthday boy who got his awfully chocolate cake smashed all over him!
HAHA. thank goodness he didn’t clog up the toilet while bathing!

okay, i know this entry is like super duper late but whatever okay!
you’re not allowed to blame me.

the erm… elders were nice enough to bbq for us lazy youngsters!

the birthday boy was amazing – have you ever seen one person breaking like… (was it) 5 chairs at one shot?

LTR: peipei, pam, me, frances!
pam nicknamed us “the attitude girls” (HAHA).

jin and his besties 156!

after the cake-cutting and lepaking for awhile till only a few of us were left, we decided to head in and play dare or dare!
WALAO DAMN HAVOC-KINKY CANNNNN….

before peipei and pam k.o.ed! :c
it was so sad that they concussed so early. BAH. nemind, next time!

pam and yongkun got the ball rolling!
walao i swear the guys zhuan dao that night loh!

jj and pam had to exchange tops.
hot stuff right. jj got cleavage somemore!

aww. a sweet lil kiss for the birthday boy.

poor jason kept getting all the nonsense with guys!
HAHAHAHA. i lost count of how many guys he had to kiss/lick or whatever!

jason and chunping were dared by jin to exchange underwear!
and they had to do it in front of us so they were trying to figure out how to do that without zao geng-ing!
please note that the black mass of thing jason was holding’s my cardigan! poor polluted piece of cloth. :c

tada! not bad right they managed to share the pillow and cardigan between themselves and successfully switched undies.

HAHA DAMN SCANDALOUS. and it’s kudos to the wonderful photographer me who managed to snap this shot.
i forgot what he was supposed to do though!
i think it’s to take out his underwear and wear his pants without undies – heng we didn’t get to see his forest!

and i think it was JIN again who came up with the dare for chunping and me to exchange shorts.
yes, you got it right – in front of all of them again.
thank goodness i was wearing my super huge XL shirt!

YAY SUCCESS!
chunping’s lucky that i’m fat enough for my shorts to get halfway up his butt, and that his shirt’s long enough to cover the shorts he was unable to button up.

but you know how it is.
sabotage people enough, and you get killed when your turn comes too!
HAHAAH. but jin had fun showing off his boxers, no?

they started stoning. :c
and the night was still damn young!

they look so cute right!
finally frances did some kinky stuff (ROARRR. NO MORE PUSHING THINGS TO ME NEXT TIME OKAY. *throws stones*).
HAHA. SHERMAN THE SCANDALOUS FLIRT MUST HAVE BEEN SUPER HAPPY THAT HE GOT A FREE KISS.

apparently jin is not only horny when drunk.

I DON’T KNOW WHY THEY LIKE TO SABOTAGE ME.
it’s not my fault i supply them with kinky dares cuz they don’t wanna come up with any loh.
in the end i kena. :c

jason was waiting in anticipation for sherman to nibble on his lips.
AWW. closet gay!

see what i mean by jason getting all the nonsense gay shit? :/

okay lah. not all the gay shit.
even though i’m not too girly a girl.
HAHAHAH AT LEAST I DON’T HAVE A DICK.

they were all waiting for my turn to deliver the ultimate dare.
and because my side was very lucky – i only got the bottle spun to me like… less than 5 times!
they decided to switch jason with me such that when the bottle spun to the ultimate suay-ster jason i’d be the one who had to do the dare.
so i got my dare – had to confess to a guy, french a guy, and give a guy a love bite (like wtf right! i don’t even know how to give one!).

spun the bottle to decide who my first victim’d be.
landed on yuanxi… and aww.
you know i fell for you since the very first time i set my eyes on you.
*shudders*

my (failed) attempt at giving a love bite.

thank goodness they didn’t manage to snap a photo of the last part of the dare.
but anyway… i’m not usually so havoc okay.
:c please do not let your impression of me be tainted by these photos.

p.s.
i know this post is like, super choppy with no continuity between the photos; but forgive me lah!
not enough sleep from drinking so much last night.

p.p.s.
oh and how can i forget to mention.
bumped into adorable the bitch at the downtown east chalets!
walao, i swear. what lousy fate.
but anyway, here’s the photo that she took with us.
(see, i saved the best for last okay adorable! )

bound and restricted

to my desk.
BUT FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY – I MADE IT THROUGH THE FIRST WEEK OF WORK.
congratulations to all you buttonians (i don’t know where that came from. =.=) out there too!

anyway, despite me feeling like i’m not learning anything as of yet, today was reasonably good because i actually had work to occupy me all the way from 8.30am – 6.50pm.
i’m still crazy-in-love with the staff canteen in suntec which serves pretty decent food because that means the money i earn from attachment wouldn’t need to be spent on useless things like food which, although yummilicious, does nothing but serve to add on to my already plentiful jiggly fat rolls.
i have successfully gained one frigging inch on my waistline (which i can’t even do crunches to get rid of since my back is so not cooperating – BAH) and it’s only a week through attachment! :/

ok rants aside, i’m a really happy girl lately!
the week has been going good, and i’m having a blast out-of-work life (apart from the fact that tudou is throwing a tantrum and refusing to load my “L word”).
weekend’s packed (for now) and it’s WOOHOOO.

i hope life has been going fabulously for you guys too (apart from rub-a-dub-dub who’s so in love and disgusting it’s like duh that she’s having a good time)!

mama mia, here i (we) go again

training (or what little i did during training) killed me at work today.
damn tired can!
and i’ve decided i prolly won’t take part in the november all styles although i really really wanna.
it’s the last fight i can have before graduating, but i really don’t have the time to train!
urgh.
you know how dilemmas really suck? :/
yeah, this is x 10000.
because much as i’d like to join and even if i don’t mind being beaten up.. later throw npkfc’s face how!

okay anyway that aside, you’d prolly like to know how i’m holding up at work (that is, if u’re one of the 1/1000000 who actually cares).
not bad, but bored to the absolute core!
from now on please call me alexis, the sai kang warrior. thankyouverymuch.
but the thought of meeting zen after work pushed me on to survive the boring day (with a sudden influx of brainless work after lunch)!

we met ruby and her baby bianca (HAHAHA) for dinner because i so had to see my favourite rub’s new gf!
kinda awkward, with stilted conversations cuz we didn’t know what to say.
after that was mama mia with zen and the songs were so niceeeee i had forgotten how fab abba is after not listening to them for more than a decade!

okay me thinks it’s time to sleep.
GOODNIGHT.

p.s.
doesn’t zen look oh-so-cute with her tanned-burnt cheeks?

i’m still alive!

oh yes i am!
surprise surprise, considering the overdrive my nerves went on yday night which saw me tossing and turning (and wearing a hole in the bed) for all of 3 hours plus, and only got 3 hours of sleep in the end.

anyway, work today was damn slack can!
the work day went something like that:
8.30am – 12pm: orientation + tour
12pm – 12.45pm: pretend to be busy
12.45pm – 1.25pm: lunch
1.25pm – 3.15pm: pretend to be busy
3.15pm – 4pm: orientation (again, except this time’s with the director of marcom)
4pm – 6pm: FINALLY. WORK TO DO!

i swear i’ve never felt so happy when i was given work to do – pretending to be busy was really hard since i was too wimpy to break their “rules” on my first day and surf facebook and whatnot.

on a positive side note, i’m a really really happy girl recently cuz my life has been exciting (or, quoting joel junior “sexciting”).
on a more positive side note, I JUST GOT MY LAPTOP BACK!
and… on the most positive side note (okay i have no idea what the fuck i’m talking about), I FINALLY HIT MY DREAM 3.5 GPA THE LAST SEM! WOOHOOOOOOO!

and on a negative side note, my back is hurting like the veriest bitch, and has been for the past few weeks! KNS. PAIN, GO AWAY ALREADY!

HERSTORY school uni party!

i’m surprised i didn’t ko and die on the dance floor considering that i had not enough frigging sleep and went for training before clubbing!
me thinks i’m getting better and better at curbing fatigue.
GOOD JOB YO.

anyway, the HerStory party was held at zouk – and so 11/9/2008 marked the first time i went to zouk.
ya ya. i know, suaku lah cannot is it!
so rub(y) and i were the two lonely souls who joined adorable and her friends that night.

this is (female) zen who kept saying i was smelly and sweaty! :c
I WAS NOT LORH.

LTR: rub, me, ah tong, cloudy, and michelle! they’re all super cool people please!

adorable super camwhore can!
she kept popping her face into photos when she’s not wanted (okay lah, kidding. ).

although ruby vehemently denies it, i am still insisting that this photo consists of one chao ah lian (rub) and two happy bouncing lil tomatoes.

adorable is showing how adept she is with her ah ma grin again!
the other two’s michelle and cloudy and they’re a couple. i think they look cute together!

the girl who’s erm “bullying” adorable’s michelle too!
and it’s damn amusing cuz we keep doing the same things to adorable, at the same time.
HAHA. AWW POOR TINY LIL AH MA HAMSTER FAYCE.

the bitch acting all sad that we were “bullying” her.
please loh! not everyone has the honour of receiving such treatment!

i think i look reasonably decent in this photo cuz cannot see my face!
HAHA. :/

and this is the group of us who’re there!
HAHA. i think the guys went to look and feast their eyes on hot lesbos.
but SERIOUSLY, what’s the point man! can see but cannot get anyway.

p.s.
photos from jin’s 21st will be up when they are uploaded on friendster!
for now, it’s time to SLEEP.

oops

my mum just found out yesterday that i go for waxing like, regularly.
and it seems that she can’t get over it.
today, she told me randomly when i was having my lunch and caused me to choke and sputter.
“eh. you go for all these waxing nonsense with your friends. but you better don’t learn from them and have a sex live hor!”
=.=

and yesterday night, i had a bad dream.
think it’s the cause of extreme fatigue + going to bed with a bloated tummy.
i dreamt that i dropped my ipod into a toilet bowl clogged up with shit and pee at tanah merah mrt station!
even in the dream i could feel my goosebumps standing as i plunged my hand into the toilet bowl and retrieved it.
but I WAS AN EXTREMELY STUPID GIRL IN THE DREAM I DON’T KNOW WHY.
after getting the ipod out of the cesspit otherwise known as a toilet bowl, i immediately plugged the earphones in and started listening to music BEFORE EVEN CLEANING IT.
WALAO EH.
it’s so depressing to know that i can be so stupid (even if it’s in a dream). :c

tagged by the bouncy drunkard!

A) People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs & replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.

B) Tag 8 people to do this quiz & those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by & cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by. Continue this game by sending it to other people.

I’m tagging ashley, carrie, ruby (aka rub-a-dub-dub), lav, jing cheng, pohpeiks, adorable, frances.

1. What are your nicknames?
lexy, loosie, loo, qr, lesbo, chicken chop, etc.

2. What do you do before bedtime?
put lip balm and hand cream! HAHA. okay i’m vain lah cannot meh!

3. What was the last book you read/currently are reading?
shit. too damned long ago. i think it’s “why men like bitches”.

4. What is your favourite ice cream flavour? (i changed this question)
MY ALL-TIME FAVOURITE, CAN-NEVER-GO-WRONG FLAVOUR IS MACADEMIA NUT.
then, there’s also always:
andersen’s – danish nougart
swensens – old fashioned vanilla
ben n jerry’s – cherry garcia and the brownie thing
ice cream gallery – durian and strawberry shortcake!
yes, now you know why i’m so bloody fat. =.=

5. Last song you listened to?
predictable by delta goodrem.

6. What do you eat the most?
er… recently? i think it’s chicken and mr bean biscuits.

7. Do you trust easily?
i’d like to say no, but i am a stupid glutton for punishment who refuses to learn from her previous lessons and still fucking trust people easily. *slaps self*

8. What’s the oldest piece of clothing in your wardrobe?
ehh.. i think this shirt that i’ve been wearing since i was in primary 3? O.O

9. Is there anything that has made you unhappy these days?
NO MONEY. NO MONEY NO MONEY NO MONEY. :c
and, of course, falling sick. kns.

10. Do you have a good body-image?
yes. so good that i’m constantly whining about my rolls and rolls of fat, super duper huge hips and a flat butt, as well as my lack of ankles (courtesy to joel teo cher chea who never fails to remind me. BAH!).

11. Favourite brand of shoes?
don’t have a favourite brand!

12. What websites do you visit daily?
facebook, hotmail, gmail, blogs.

13. Who are currently the most important people to you?
the family, friends and cca mates. <3 <3 <3

14. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
HAHA. louisboy is a super bouncy, cute, and chatty little  person whom i so want as my little god brother!

15. What’s the last song that got stuck in your head?
i kiss a girl, and i like it. taste of her cherry chapstick.
*puts on repeat mode*

16. What’s your favorite item of clothing?
MY BLACK SKINNIES.

17. What’s your all time favourite drink?
plain water, mountain dew, avocado milkshake (which i found out from lina recently that IT HELPS WITH BOOBS DEVELOPMENT)!

18. If you had $1,000 in cash, what would you do with it?
i don’t think it’s enough to lipo right! :/
guess i’ll prolly use it to go on a holiday and buy new clothes!

19. What items could you not go without during the day?
handphone, money, water!

20. What do you want to buy right now?
a good digi cam. and a new laptop… i guess.

21. What personality trait do you wish you possess?
i wanna be able to hold a conversation with a stranger!
and erm, patience and confidence too!