FUCKED UP COCKY PEOPLE SHOULD GO TO HELL.

DAMN ANGRY! Okay lah, it’s prolly the combination of my menses and throbbing headache which is resulting in this boiling anger but still!

I hate it when people speak as though they think they’re right and try to bend you to their viewpoint. It doesn’t matter whether or not you’re from some prestigious college or course or anything. It doesn’t mean that whatever you say will definitely make sense! Everyone has their own experiences which shaped their points of view right? I know you prolly think you’re some fucking genius of sorts, but seriously? You’re just behaving like an absolute jackass who’s a pain in everyone’s asses so stop trying to force your fucking viewpoint on others already.

And I hate it even more when people go on and on about how I come from a rich family (or that my dad’s rich) so I can do blah blah blah. Firstly, you have NO idea about my family. I’m not rich, or anywhere near it, so stop saying things which you are absolutely clueless about. I’m sick and tired of hearing people saying “Aiyah you’re so rich…” I swear one more time I hear that I’m gonna spit in the person’s fucking face. Don’t speak of stuff regarding other people when you know naught. It just proves how absolutely ignorant you are.

Bio/Chem Students Needed Urgently $15-$20/hour!

Hi my friend’s looking for a team of 3 writers who are of Biology background to write (and vet) short descriptions of 200-300 words on human body parts. You will be required to write on-site for 3-5 hours a day from 20th Nov to 23rd Nov at an hourly rate of $15 – $20. Pretty good money right!?

Requirements:
- Completed A levels Biology, and/or undergraduates currently studying biology or medicine-related courses in local universities;
- Good writing skills; and
- Experience writing body parts articles, essays for school newsletter or materials for corporate purposes an advantage

If you (or your friend) are interested, please email your resume to zenith.education@ymail.com!

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY

Had a pretty happy albeit tiring weekend! Feeling fat now though I’m thinking that maybe I should just accept the (exorbitant) 150bucks per month membership offer from Fitness First and start getting my fat flabby ass back to exercising! My diet plan has just gone down the drain (again, yes what’s new), and I feel like I just piled on the few inches I lost from the hardcore exercise the week before. Essential Brew with Ah Ma yesterday night (where we shared a soft shell crab and grilled tofu apart from our respective main courses), Korean with the besties for lunch today and Popeyes with Shawn for dinner just now after Paranormal Activity!

Paranormal Activity wasn’t as scary as I expected it to be although it was quite disturbing. Shawn and I were still pretty kan chiong through the movie though. We ended up with shoulders as stiff as wound-up springs cuz we were so tense throughout – alternating between waiting for something crazy to happen and bitching like hell over Micah (the male lead). Oh well, whatever it is, can’t wait for Twilight to be released!

Okay lah fucking tired now I’m going to bed! Crawled outta bed at 11am after a fitful 4-hour sleep with bloodshot eyes which were a result of Addie pouring Vodka straight from the bottle right down my throat twice at Nana last night. I hope I’ll be kept busy at work tomorrow or I predict myself falling asleep at my desk. I hate day jobs, really! Kills me to have to tear myself away from my bed at an ungodly hour of 6.45 in the morning.

P.S.
Gonna register for BTT next Sunday yay! Need to get my driving license before I go to UK next year else I’ll rot not being able to drive anywhere there! Am debating if I should sneakily take a bike license simultaneously though. OPINIONS?!?!

P.P.S.
Good night.

UCAS Application – DONE!

I’m feeling super proud of myself! Finally stopped procrastinating and applied for UCAS! That is… after 2834972489237 editions of my Personal Statement and 381928319287 doubts, but at least I finally got it done! It was really troublesome though – had to call up AHS to ask for their exam centre number, and MOE to ask when the O Level cert was certificated. Seriously! Can’t they cut us some slack!

But well, whatever it is, I’m glad I finally got it done! Now all I have to do is hope that I’ll be accepted into at least one of the unis I applied to – London School of Economics (am really REALLY hoping I can get into this, but realistically speaking I’m guessing there’s prolly only a 20% chance they’ll accept me), University College London, University of Bristol, Univesity of Nottingham, and University of Liverpool.

Gotta apply for the National Admissions Test for Law (LNAT) or something next! Am super dreading it! Haven’t written a convincing piece of argumentative essay for so long I don’t know how I’m supposed to do it for the test. But oh wells! Shall be positive and hope for the best!

Am so glad that I decided to be rational and not give up my future for matters of the heart, because it really wouldn’t have been worth it.

BUUURRRFFFFDAAYYY!

Don’t usually do this Never done this before but since it’s prolly the last birthday to be celebrated in Singapore for a long while (like until I turn 23 or something – OMFG SO OLDDDD )… Thanks to everyone who wished me!

Carrie, Ruby, Sherwin, Shawn, Ahn, Lina G, Christine, Menghow, Irwin, John, Aloysious, Cloudy, Adorable, Michelle, Peggy Ah Ma, Muz, Rachie, Leon/Light, Guojie, Camilius, Jasline, Guojun, Alex, Mel, Addie, Yong Kang, Alicia, Fiany, Xiuling, Vin, Amanda, Zenn (male), Zen (female), Ah Kiat, Maybelle, Lindi, Jingyu, Heather, Ying Chian, Wenqi, Hwa Jiunn, Janice, Kwek, Raymond, Shawna, Sijie, Jaye, Yongkun, Dorcas, Shangbo, Yuanxi, San, Alvin, Yuqian, Sammie, Weizhi, Trey, Rudy, Joshua, Shir, Cris, Sara, Rachel, JJ, Modissa, Yangzi, Jay, Levi, Felix, Chelle Chua, Ashley, Hazel, April, Dzul, Din, Alfi, Bettina, Bern, Eugene, Nigel, Ada, Dennis, Jin, LLB, Jun Ah Beng, Kenneth, Lina Fong, Andy, Tay, Lynnette Snail, Fifi, Maoxian, Kelvin, Cheng Theng, Peipei, Pam, Theodore, Sean Ching, Xiuxiu, Jeanette, Jessie, Benson, Alex BA, Zoe!

<3 y’all muchie muchos!

Anyway, last Friday, birthday celebration cum sluts night out, saw us going to Taboo for drinks then Phuture & Nana for Adorable & gang to have a look-see before they left and I went for supper/breakfast with the Taboo staff! Phuture was packed like crazyass sardines-in-a-can but we had fun nevertheless! Lovin’ everyone who turned up – Carrie, Ruby, Sherwin, Adorable, Cloudy, Michelle, Janice, Hally, Elynn, Maybelle & Rachie!

Vodka & Caviarrrrr

My week is packed from tomorrow till Saturday/Sunday and I’m a happy girl! But that also means I won’t have time to exercise and that’s badddd! Time constraints aside, I’m feeling too lazy too! Must have used up all my exercising mojo last week and tired myself out.

But nuuu cannot! For the sake of looking like Megan Fox (a dream that seems as faraway as the moon/sun – whichever’s further – without plastic surgery/lipo), I have to persevereeee! Since my stamina sucks ass now after a year of not being able to run, training plan for today (before rewarding myself by painting my nails yummy Vodka & Caviar which I just bought from the OPI nail bar today) shall be skipping on the heavy-as-hell Twins skipping rope, then maybe I’ll get the brother to train with me on the pretense of teaching him Muay Thai! HAHA. Can get him to hold the pads for me. Debating if I should steal a punching bag from school – HELLO YUANXI IF YOU SEE THIS… CAN I CAN I!? HAHAHA.

Oh and I finally finished writing my personal statement to UCAS! Feel so accomplished and productive! It was more difficult than I expected it to be – apparently I’m not skilled in selling myself… in a formal manner. *sniffs* I hope it does its job though!

And in case I get too lazy (and run out of time) to blog for the rest of this week, here’s what I’ll be up to! Feels like my blog is skewing more and more towards the run-of-the-mill “I write about my daily activities” kinda log but whatever lah! I promise to get down to something more meaningful (*cough*) and deep (*double cough*) soon okay!

Monday: Exercise day!
Tuesday: Shopping with Carrie after work
Wednesday: Facial with Lynnette
Thursday: Waxing, then manicure with Lynnette
Friday: Company bowling tournament & dinner, then SLUTS NIGHT OUT CUM BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION CLUBBING OUTING!
Saturday: Gym (if I manage to wake up) then work at Tabs!
Sunday: Crystal Jade buffet with Shawn then Jennifer’s Body!

When pumpkins come out to play

Okay I know it’s been a week (++) since I’ve blogged but my life has been absolutely boring lately! Being the typical gian beng Singaporean, Rachie and I decided to make use of our 5-day free trial at Fitness First this past week and chiong like crazy! Body Combat on Monday, Yoga on Wednesday, and Total Body Sculpt (which was fucking crazy!) on Thursday for me. Ended up with a crazy-as-hell aching body on Friday, but I’m still happy anyway!

Rachie and I are gonna become 1/10(00)th of Megan Fox WOOHOOOO!

Anyway, it was Halloween yesterday!

First (and last) Halloween working at Taboo and I have to admit I was kinda excited! Still, I tried to be cool and not look retarded prancing around like an over-enthusiastic fool! Kinda lost my drive halfway through the night when the tonnes of humongous and heavy bags came pouring in though. These guys are crazy lor! Who the hell will bring 2 (gigantic) bags and a Yonex racket to club?! And some of them have bags that make it seem like they’re running away to Malaysia or something. Walao eh, Halloween, give us a break lah! Want to dress up but don’t dare to wear their scaryass costumes from home… Damn loser! And I don’t know why but they always think I’m joking when I say “No cannot” to their request to take/keep stuff from their bags. Hello you think I’ll dig through my stacks of 4 bags just for you keep your facial wash/toner?! Want to be so vain right, you can club with a tube of facial wash in your pocket! >=[ Okay lah, I know I bitch alot but I still love my job (the colleagues, and the non-irritating customers who don’t invade my personal space by sticking their head into the cubicle and/or burp into it)!

HAHAHHAA.

This is what happens when you’re bored at school (in Sherwin’s case) or work (in mine).

[Anything said in the screenshot should be taken with a pinch of salt.]

Disney Princess Quiz!

Cinderella

One of your parents is dead.
You are expected to do a lot of chores.
You love to dress up.
You love animals.
You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming.
Your mom is really strict.
You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you.
You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes.
You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before.
You have blonde hair.
Total: 3

Belle

You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like.
You’ve been lost in the forest.
You love to read.
You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind.
One of your family members is a bit weird.
You have done volunteer work.
You have a wild imagination.
You love to take care of people in need.
You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re pretty.
You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out.
Total: 7

Jasmine

Your dad is very rich/important.
You are very clever.
You’ve been with someone way different from you.
You’re unique and different from everyone else.
You’d never marry someone just because they were rich.
You have set a lot of goals for yourself.
You don’t have a lot of friends.
You’re independent.
You are wealthy.
Your parents try to control your life.
Total: 5

Ariel

Your parents expect a lot from you.
You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you.
You’re a bit of a trouble maker.
You’re the youngest in your family or in the last two.
You have a lot of sisters (three or more).
You collect something.
You have/had long hair.
You have/had a pet fish.
You’re extremely curious.
You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible.
Total: 3

Snow White

You know that you’re beautiful.
Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you.
You’ve almost been killed.
You have at least seven good friends.
You’ve had food poisoning.
You have/had short hair.
You get along with almost everyone.
All of your friends are different.
You love to have a good time.
You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in.
Total: 4

Mulan

You can be a tomboy sometimes.
People wish you could be a bit more girly.
You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not.
You’ve had a physical fight with someone.
You have/had considered running away from home.
Your parents try to plan your life out.
A lot of your friends are boys.
You sometimes find yourself in bad situations.
You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them.
Total: 8

Aurora

You live/have lived with someone other than your parents.
You almost died at a very young age.
You are gentle, loving and/or thoughtful.
You have a decent singing voice.
You like to sleep in late on the weekends.
You spend most of your time outside, or try to do so.
You’re adopted.
You’re very romantic.
Pink is one of your favorite colors.
Total: 3

Pocahontas

You love to walk around and explore big cities.
You are more spiritual than religious.
You’ve been in an interracial relationship.
One of your family members is dead (mum, dad, sister, brother, grandma, grandpa).
Your parents are very protective of you.
Someone you know has been in war.
You love nature.
You have/had black hair.
You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful.
You’re very adventurous.
Total: 5

If I were a Disney Princess, I’d be: MULAN!

THAILANDDD!

Okay so I’ve decided to just heck it and take unpaid leave to head to Thailand with the family in December! Am prolly going from the 28 November – 4 December or something and spend 5 days in BKK then 2 in Pattaya/Phuket! Though this means no clubbing and/or crazy stunts like going to the pingpong/ladyboy show, I’m still pretty excited cuz at least I don’t have to stay in a budget hotel and spend my money shopping! Happy HAPPY! Wondering if I’ll be able to drag them to Lumpinee Stadium to watch fights again since I haven’t gotten enough of all the sweat and muscles beating each other up.

On a side note, my back has been hurting again after last Friday’s crazy huge-and-heavy- bags night which saw me doing near splits and bending over while lifting heavyass bags. Now I don’t even dare to go running or gymming for fear of aggravating it again! >=[ Am seriously contemplating quitting Taboo since it burns my weekend and really tires me out, but but… THE EXTRA INCOME! Urgh. I was thinking of persevering and continuing till April next year when I’d hit 1 year at Tabs, but I’m seriously so perpetually exhausted I don’t know what to do anymore.

Anyway, I was reading a stranger’s blog and dirtbiking sounds so fun I WANNA GO DIRTBIKING! $70 a day and it can be a day trip over the weekend to Malaysia! ANYONE UP FOR IT?!